Category Archives: My Fitness Progress

Garage Games Part 1: Jabba The Hutt Paleo Poops

Garage Games Part 1: Jabba The Hutt Paleo Poops

Initially… …this was what stood out to me during the first day of the Garage Games New England Throwdown. There were porta potties lined up in the back of CrossFit Milford. And of course, each and every workout brought about some bouts nervousness beforehand. So I had to piss, sometimes even multiple times before aContinue Reading

CrossFit PORN

CrossFit PORN

The Actually Is Some CrossFit Porn… …out there. About a month ago, Drywall outed some non-affiliated gym for hosting the filming of a CrossFit porn. But really…I just wanted to grab your attention & also rank this page #1 on Google for CrossFit Porn It Feels Good To Blog Again I’ll admit that for aContinue Reading

The Step-By-Step Guide to Shattering Your CrossFit Dreams

The Step-By-Step Guide to Shattering Your CrossFit Dreams

1. Hit up the noon class at your CrossFit box 2. Do some shoulder presses and power cleans leading up to a 1 rep max. 3. Fail your shoulder press max at 140#. 4. Fail your first attempt at 240# for the power clean. 5. Wait 3 minutes. 6. Scrape the energy you have leftContinue Reading

All Thanks To My Big CrossFit Booty

All Thanks To My Big CrossFit Booty

It’s A Gift And A Curse Okay, even though I’m a guy…I’ve always had a big butt. From the days of weighing 180# with barely any physical activity (unless Counter-Strike on the computer counts) to my uber slim days going into college, I’d always have some big junk in the trunk. So What’s The UpsideContinue Reading

Muscle Ups A Few Years Down The Road? Please.

Muscle Ups A Few Years Down The Road? Please.

I Actually Thought It’d Take That Long What the FUCK was wrong with me? Yes, it’s one of the more challenging CrossFit movements, unless you have a gymnastics background. I just thought it would take a while before even considering the movement. There was even this pseudo-checklist I had in my head of things toContinue Reading